Mass Effect 2- Or how i learned to stop worrying and tried to pull every member of my crew

Mass Effect 2 is a game a computer game. But its also something else its an ongoing relationship with lots of woman, probably to many woman and these are the kind of chicks that could kick your ass at a moments notice. The ladies do love commander Shepard probably because he is a tough, noble and fair leader. Also with thanks to a very impressive character creator tool he looks a lot like a certain Jon Budworth. Sadly I've turned Shepard into a bit of a dog I'm making him hit on all the ladies and accidentally an alien man but I'll explain that in a moment. I'll take you through my possible conquests first there is the Ships councilor, she is sweet with short red hair and possibly bi-sexual. Then we have an alien woman who must always be wearing a space suite as she gets ill very easily(so that rules out inter-planetary sexual encounters. There is a blue Jedi like assassin, who's race live for thousands of years. Another human covered in tattoos who i broke out of prison sadly she is a bi-sexual serial killer that could rip me a part using only her mind. There was another woman that i was getting along with wonderfully, sadly we disagreed with each other about one thing and since then she has given me the silent treatment ( typical woman huh).

With the alien man i was just being nice i think he just read to much into it. Sadly though i think its safe to say that with all of them they just read to much into it but i decided not to back down, in fact i encouraged it, like a true dog. My thoughts on this are simple the game is based around attempting a suicide mission by flying into alien space and defending humanity and other species from an alien threat. Well if we are all going to die we may as well have some fun before we do. If you have seen or read fight club i can call your attention to the woman dieing of brain parasites and all she wants is to get laid one last time. That's what I'm thinking anyway, at any time any one of these people will kick the bucket. I don't know about you but if i though i was about to die I would want to get laid first I think that would make the transition easier to deal with. It would be nicer to sleep with someone you actually love and who loves you in return but for a lot of people that ain't gonna happen so just find the first person to say yes then ask if they have any friends they want to invite.

Commander Shepard is not a bad guy, he is the best guy a fucking hero. So if we can forgive anyone for being a dog it'll have to be him. Who we shouldn't forgive is our friend, you know him or her. She fucks everyone, they ruin relationships and destroy friendships. We forgive these people because they are our friends or because they have character. But there not heroes there just twats.