Life would be so much simpler if we where all born gay all girls and all boys from birth love there own. Every year the guys would pass the ladies a large splatter or man juice to be used to make babies and so the life cycle continues. If your reading this all shocked and disgusted stop and think. Lets start with girls and the benefits of going all lesbo. for starters no more dealing with guys face facts we are smelly, burping ,farting monsters. We share limited things in common with you and for the most part we only agree with you as a way of avoiding arguments. Think about your best friend, she is fun to be around she isn't always horny she loves your style or will tell you when something isn't right for you and for the most part she will always be there for you.
For the guys think of all the trouble you have got yourself into for woman, pointless arguments, petty squabbles, all the times you've had to watch some shit film. Think about your mates and what a relationship with them might be doing what you both love all the time. This of course is a pointless fantasy. No relationship is ever perfect and Gay men and lesbian woman have as much trouble with relationships as there straight counterparts. Plus no matter how shaven or soft a man he is never as soft and lovely as a woman. Stupid woman looking so nice, smelling so lovely and just in general being prettier.
In an ideal world men would be prettier and life would be less complex but it ain't so we are stuck with this annoying status quo.
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